Excuse Letter "Ahem"

Filipino Excuse Letters to maid ur dey!

These are excuse notes from parents (including
original spelling) collected by schools from all over
the country.

My son is under a doctors care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him.
(Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O
kaya niyo yun?)

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
I had her shot.
(Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka may
rabies...)

Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on
Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33 .
( Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko
kung ganon. Hahaha!)


Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
(Ano daw???? )

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
(Hanapin natin!)

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
out of his face.
(Bwehehehe.. -. la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito
kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos
nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya.Hahaha! !!)

Megan could not come to school today because she has
been bothered by very close veins.
(Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.
(Aah.....eh. -...i.... .-ow....u. .-..)

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.
(So transsexual pala si Irving ?)

Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.
(Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had
a cold and could not breed well.
(Stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins
siya.)

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.
(Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon.
Hahaha!)

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her
sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her
brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got
hot last night.
(Hahaha, telenovela.. -. bow. Makuwento siya ha...
Kulang lang sa pansin...)

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and
when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(grabe to!!! pwede ba sa office to?!!)